Onion Rings

by Professional Simian

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about

I wrote a song about onion rings. I have never eaten onion rings.

All the money I get from this song is going to Newark Water Coalition.

lyrics

I used to think that Funyuns were onion rings
Turns out they're not
Who'da thunk?

The onion is a beautiful thing
So perfect that it makes its own rings
For you to dunk

credits

released February 14, 2021
Credit for the idea of a song about onion rings to Anna Van Doornik
Opening monologue from Wikipedia's page on onion rings: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_ring
This song is heavily influenced by the song "Playing the Game" by Slow Ref: slowref.bandcamp.com/track/playing-the-game

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Professional Simian Troy, New York

Write by night, play by day. I'm just a kid who has some stuff to say.

All the music here is free, but I'd appreciate a donation if you can spare it.

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